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Taste like chicken!

It's beyond my control!

Can't we all just get along?

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Tomorrow will be better!

Live your life.

It's always something!

Loose lips sink ships.

I never met a man I didn't like.

Osculate me!

What the hey!

I have nothing left to say.

A wet man does not fear the rain.

All who wander are not lost.
Don't be afraid to make misteaks.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

The third sex: Insects.

Money can't buy poverty.

If you don't like the fish, don't squeeze the belly.

What was I thinking?

Don't leave home without it!

Attitude is everything.

You can see more from a high mountain.

Masticate at least once a day.

Everything worth doing is not worth doing well.

A wet bird does not fly at night.

Do. Don't try.

Old age is 15 years older than you are!
Use two hands!

Do it to Julia!

Hey, you never know!

T T T: Things, Take, Time.

I'm a Homo sapien.

Perfection is no accident.

I'll be back!

I am wearing something, but I cannot show you!

Get to the chopper!

What's on your t-shirt?

Congratulations!

Believing is seeing!

Happy Birthday!

Masturbation makes you wear t-shirts.

Every picture tells a story.

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